Threats and Disclaimers
All the characters from Middle Earth belong to the genius who was JJR Tolkien, or whoever inherited his estate and other characters, things or ideas borrowed from other sources belong to whoever we have credited them to in the disclaimers for each of the stories. However, the stories on this page and all the original characters belong to us (Lady Alyssa and Random Flatmate) or whoever has been credited with writing them and should not be used without permission. The graphic on the opening page was drawn for us by Dark Ravenette and therefore belongs to her. The banners belong to Essy, to whom we are eternally grateful. All photographs belong to New Line Cinema, but the snide, nasty captions belong to us.
We do not and never intend to make any money out of this and it isn't going to be worth your while suing us because we haven't got that much anyway.
Everything on these pages has been created for fun out of the strange worlds that seem to only exist inside our heads, we just wanted to share it with other people. If it isn't your thing, fine; we aren't forcing you to like it and there's an almost infinite amount of other stuff on the internet which you could be looking at instead. If you decide to waste time in flaming us it will only give Lady Alyssa the encouragement she needs to set up a section of the site to post it in so that other people can point and laugh, but constructive feedback is always welcome.